Sunday, March 12, 2006
The Chronicles of Pingasore - The Stampede at BigMacRichman Pond
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Annually, students of the lower castes are massed at the BigMacRichman Pond. The mad students are released from the cages to chase the cohort across a distance of 10km. Maby do not make it and die along the way. However, there were a lot of changes this year.
Firstly, the promised thirst-quenching and energy giving drink, Lomi, was absent. The Roving Vanilla Hip School's administration claimed that the school could not afford the ridiculously cheap drink. The administration also claimed that they did not need to give the students any drinks as the school did not support animal rights.
Secondly, the school wanted to further torture the students. The school purposely ordered insufficient bottles of the replacement drink, DISHwater (dilute iodine sulphate.hydrated water). The students who did not receive any DISHwater tried to drink from sewage outlets. However, Third Echelon operatives, under direct orders from their chief, ambushed the students and tortured them to death.
Finally, the last 50 that escaped the mad students were thrown into boiling oil as entertainment for the public, the Third Echelon members and the school's more priviledged administration members and teaching staff. Crowd crowded around the pit to shout and jeer at the screaming victims. The dead bodies were then cut into slivers and given to welfare organisation as food for the 'less fortunate'.
Yet another nonsensical episode/post ends. More to come!!!!