Tuesday, April 04, 2006
The Chronicles of Pingasore - Supervised Shitting Session
21:47
In Pingasore, there is a high percentage of the population with shitting problems. No shit. Their sphincter muscles seem to be unable to release the shit. So they end up shitting through their mouth. Not to forget farting as well. Ain't shitting ya. So Roving Vanilla Hip School cam up with a programme that could help affected students - Supervised Shitting Session. It is session (once a week) where students start shitting all over the place and the teachers check on their progress and encourage them. The programme is rumoured to be able to improve students 'O' ring (asshole). Whether it is a success, I seriously do not know.
signing off
