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Hell March II - Westwood
Die Waffen, legt an!!
The long awaited Red Alert 3!
Pingasore has to keep hell-thy relations with her neighbours. It is out of fear. Out of fear that the Pingasore soldiers would storm, conquer, occupy and annihilate these 'friends'. Of course, it would be good to eliminate them, but to show the world that they love animals, they simply cannot.
Recently, an incident in a neighbouring country - Cheebyesia, got many Pingasoreans worked-up. Pingasorean cars were held up by a road-block to 'check for terrorists'. Haha. I mean what the fuck? Ain't it obvious? Okay, so maybe you're mentally retarded(jk =P), so let me explain it. The 'police' wanted to confiscate the Pingasoreans' passports, driver liscense and cars. The Pingasoreans were also forced to queue just to use the toilet. The leacherous 'police' even asked women to pee in the bushes. Can't blame those poor bastards. I mean, Pingasoreans should learn the phrase: when in Rome, do as the Romans does. In other words, they must fit in. So when Pingasoreans go to Cheebyesia, try to act like a total Cheebye. Bring lots of cash. The robbers there have many children. Bring more passports, identification documents and cars. After all, the 'police' would detain you and 'confiscate' these stuff from you. Pingasorean stuff can fetch a high price in the black market. How often do you see a dog drive a car? Obviously the Cheebyes cannot afford cars and have to confiscate the Pingasoreans'. It's unfair, I hear you say. Well, suck it up big boy, 'cos Erath is a tough place. Do not try to argue with the 'police'. Their evidence for detaining you would be because you are Erathian, and they are dogs. Of the most cheebye mongrels.
So there you are. Fresh news from Erath in a galaxy far, far away. It has nothing to do with Earth or Singapore. I mean it. Really.