Tuesday, July 18, 2006
The Chronicles of Pingasore - Food? Who needs it?
22:40
Let me tell you what Roving Vanilla Hip School does. The edict, passed from the Emperor to the Heirophant and finally to the operatives, commands the operatives to herd students and prevent them from eating. The students were hungry, on purpose of course. The Heirophant ordered all levels to have recess at the same time to get maximum number of students in the canteen (I wonder who eats who...). Then it's harvesting time. Harvest what?? The acid formed in the students stomach of course. Easy source of hydrochloric acid for Chemistry lessons the operatives attend, learning how to make WMDs to use against the students (targets). How is the acid harvested? Simple. Don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg? Whou gives a damn. Slice open the students' stomach and drain the acid gathered. Tada, you're done.
-posted by a HUNGRY shadowkat
