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Hell March II - Westwood
Die Waffen, legt an!!
The long awaited Red Alert 3!
Look! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a meteor, it's bird shit, it's a moron who can fly dressed in leotard and knickers. Nope all wrong. That is the missile North-north-western Chlorian are going to test fire. The second version in the dung series, the That's-a-dung! II missile will prove to be shittier than ever. It has a primary ability to be a vector and dispersal mechanism for the dung warhead. The dung warhead contains the stinkiest substances in North-north-west Chloria.
The populace of Erath are kicking a big fuss as Their Dearest and Sweetest Honey Sore Loser of North-north-west Chloria is going to test fire this horrid and disguting dud missile. I mean, c'mon, a dud missile that has a long range and probably will not explode is gonna kill people. With no danger at all, of course people will be angered....just for the fun of it.
But who cares as long as the missile scares the Unilaterally Silly Angsters. That country has been the big bro of the world. Guess what big brothers do to younger siblings? They bully, beat and fight 'em. So a country able to scare big bro shitless is definitely a worthy ally. The enemy of the enemy of the enemy of my enemy is my friend. As long as Chlorea does not nuke Pingasore. If not I will have to end the Chronicles prematurely.
-More nonsense by Shadowkat