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Hell March II - Westwood
Die Waffen, legt an!!
The long awaited Red Alert 3!
Pingasore government decided to host the annual FMI-CMI Meeting 2006. Naming it as Bomb Pingasore 2006, the government decided that being big-mouthed was certainly not enough to draw the attention of terrorists. So in a itchy-backside attempt, they decided to host the FMI-CMI Meeting 2006. So what does the FMI-CMI Meeting talk about? Here are some details to the clueless morons.
The FMI-CMIB Meeting is an annual event. The F***ing Morons' Initiative - Cannot Make It Bank, otherwise known as FMI-CMIB for short, approved of the decision to hold this year's meeting in Pingasore. They accredited many OSC groups to participate(or rather destroy, mutilate and deface public property Free-of-Charge) in the meeting. The meeting will talk about how to coerce the rich to write their wills, then killing them so that the more-equal-than-equal-people-up-there can line their pockets in time for Mist-chras Celebrations. Short and sweet information.
What you should be interested in would be the ruckus made by the multiple and international Organisation of Stupid Ch*eb*es (OSCs). Why are they f***ing up, you may ask. Simple. The Pingasore banned protestors from protesting on the streets and barred some OSC members from entering the country. So in retaliation, they decided to boycott Pingasore and not come.
Here's the kicker: PINGASOREANS DON'T GIVE A DAMN! WHO CARES IF THEY DECIDED TO VANDALISE ANOTHER COUNTRY.
I think that the bans and restricted entry was reasonable, providing that my astral plane contact in Pingasore was truthful.
1. When they protest, who gives a shit? They can dance in the nude and f*** on the streets and the locals see you as monkeys. Moving them indoors makes no bloody difference. After all, their traget audience is the delegates attending the FMI-CMI Meeting.
2. Protesters attract attention by using props. They pay for the damn props. So if they damage public property, like in Kong Hong and Fran Sancisco, the destructon is a prop. ARE THEY GONNA PAY FOR THE FUCKING DAMAGES? NO? THEN EFF OFF!
3. Local hygiene and sanitary companies have to clean up the shit protesters leave on the streets, AT THE EXPENSE OF LOCAL TAXPAYERS. Once again, they don't contribute one fuck to the cost.
4. Getting barred from entry ain't that bad. Go sodomise yourself or something. Just stay the fuck clear.
5. Allowing 'potential troublemakers with a history of causing damage to public property' to enter is just as good as installing a gigantic neon signboard screaming in flashes alternating between Fiery-Red and Hot-Pink:
HEY YOU STUPID TERRORRIST! SICK OF SEEING THE SAME TARGETS ESCAPE? COME BOMB US YOU NOOBS. HAHAHA. WE EVEN DECOMMISSIONED OUR AIRPORT SECURITY FOR YOUR BENEFIT. POLICE? WE HAVE NO FUCKING POLICE! OUR LEADERS WEAR BOMB MAGNETS AND GIGANTIC BULLSEYES ON THEM. WE EVEN HAVE THE BOMBS' R US MINIMART WHERE BOMBS ARE SOLD AS CHEAP AS $1 to $69.60. NUCLEAR? NO PROBLEM. WE PROVIDE FUSION SALTS F.O.C. WHILE STOCKS LAST! OH YEA, OUR BUDGET AIRLINE PLANES ALSO PROVIDE HIJACKING SERVICE ALLOWING YOU IDIOTS AND AMATEUR TERRORISTS THE CHANCE TO BLOW UP! GOING AT $15 PER TERRORIST, THE PLANES ARE STRAPPED TO THE ARSE WITH MOABs (MOTHER OF ALL BOMBs). FOR NOOBS, WE EVEN INCLUDE A TRACKING SYSTEM AND GPS GUIDANCE SO YOU WILL NOT MISS OUR BUILDINGS, AT A FEE OF $6 EXCLUDING GST. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? OUR PRESIDENT IS DELIGHTED AND WILLING TO MEET YOU AT GUNPOINT. CALL US NOW FOR EARLY BOOKING!
You get the idea.