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Hell March II - Westwood
Die Waffen, legt an!!
The long awaited Red Alert 3!
The Policeman is Watching Porn
Because They Make the Laws (check this out)
Sir, you are under arrest for possession of porn, bla bla bla, yak yak yak. You may choose to speak but note that what you say from now forth could and would be used against you in court.
Sounds familiar? CSI and what f*** they have out there about the law. So now our big bro the Uncle SAM(stinking assed mother*profanity*) comes out with new tech. That's right! It's called Backscatter X-Ray. Cool name eh? Now you know what motivates scientists to invent new stuff. The same old animalistic call to the propagation of the species.
So in the name of SECURITY and JUSTICE they produce a machine capable of penetrating clothes and revealing you. Totally. So what happened to SECURITY and JUS-f***ing-TICE? I feel so secure knowing that they are there oogling at nude people. Sure there are just-minded people working the scanners that look out for bombs and not bombshells (slang for pretty women). But can you tell if they are not some psychopatic pedophile during an interview? So ladies and gentlemen, we are now safe from terrorists! YAY! Now we enter the world of us being unwilling porn stars. WOOHOO! Ain't that abso-f***ing-lutely great? They can rename scanner room to masterbate room or something with that connotation.
Well the AUTHORITIES(Asshollically Useless Team of Hags Operating Real-time Internet and Telephony to providE Sex-videos) claim that they can blur the areas around sensitive areas to prevent outrage of modesty. Sure go trust them. I trust them like I trust a weatherman or an armed terrorist with every reason to shoot. They can take their jolly machine and stuff it up where the sun never shines. Better yet if the machine is too big to fit without tearing their assholes. That's why I never like to travel and prefer the good old way of the 'all-seeing eye', a.k.a. the Internet. Why go visit the country where the dumb f***s created this porn generator? Just view it through the Internet or Discovery Channel.
Welcome to the world of dictatorship, ahem, I mean the world governed by 'laws' upheld by 'righteous and responsible(doesn't rape begin with the letter 'r' as well?)' policemen. Go join the police force if you like underage porn, and go f*** yourself while you're at it. So you can expect policemen(ahem voyeurs) dragging huge grey metallic boxes and scanners to education centres claiming that there is a terrorist in the midst and demand every student, depite being under 18, to go through the scanner. You better do what they say, because they are the LAW.
To people who invented this, go f*** yourself, then your mother and father, then your ancestors' dead bodies. While you're at it, why don't you die in the most painful, embarassing and gruesome way possible? Try Final Destination for tips on how to kill yourself. Scientists. F*** that, I meant porn addicts.