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Hell March II - Westwood
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The long awaited Red Alert 3!
My Sucking Life
I just don't get it, but why am I always subjected to this kind of shit? When results for 'O's came out, my parents congratulated me for doing well. I did not top the class, but I did improve from a 25 pointer to an 11 pointer. Wow! Feels great huh? Somethings are too good to be true, and they probably are. Now, the two-headed snakes living with me rear their ugly other face. What happened to the good improvement part? Well well well, it is just shit. Despite KNOWING that I had studied and put in effort, they claim that I was slacking in school. WTF? Why the change of heart? Just because I didn't make it into a "prestigious JC of top 10 ranking". If you think I sucked then stick to it. Fuck you all.
That's not the only thing. I did help with chores and I don't expect anything. Guess what I got? A reward! YAY!!! I GOT A FUCKING REWARD! Just because one of them didn't like the way I did them, or because I missed something, I get a reward of a hearty DAY LONG NAGGING. Whether I helped or not does not matter. Just because she had a bad day, or simply buay song, I will suddenly do things wrongly! Best part is, I never even did them! Things totally unrelated and totally outdated (events in primary school) would suddenly resurface. Woot! Ain't my life interesting and enjoyable??!?
Today is the best. She called me to come down for dinner. I said ok. She said get off the computer and stop playing! WOW! I didn't know I can play computer games with my eyes closed and while lying in a prone position, 2 metres from my keyboard and mouse! AMAZING! I think I'm developing psychic abilities. Either that or it must be the neural link I installed recently. She yells at me for playing even during dinner time. I told her I was sleeping for half an hour at least. She says I should stop 2 hours before. I felt like telling her to join a fucking LDDS or something. She will own everyone with her debating skills. You can NEVER win. She starts telling me to read up on my school syllabus and what not. Wow! Like I have my textbooks! She said I should go to the library and read up on these subjects, or attempt questions in my mother tongue textbook, which she conveniently forgot that it's for class practice. So maybe I should predict what I will study 10 years in advance and finish all the assignments and shit so I can stone in class.
Then she moves on to me playing too much recently. Oh I forgot. Oops! This is my HOLI-fucking-DAY! Of course, how could I forget that I'm not supposed to be playing during my holidays. So I tell her that I don't play. She says that even if I don't play, I will be sleeping or reading books bla bla bla. I mean COME ON YOU SHIT HEAD, WHAT THE FUCK ELSE CAN I DO AT HOME? CALL A TEACHER TO COME GIVE ME LESSONS ON QUANTUM PHYSICS? LEARN SURGICAL PROCEDURES? INVENT A WARP DRIVE? WHAT THE FUCK. Maybe I should do a clean sweep of the house and make it so clean that a clean room operator would be envious, and while I'm at it, maybe I should learn how to play a piano, a guitar, and some fucking instruments I don't even know with one hand. Oh yeah did I mention that she said I could do whatever I wanted during holidays? Multiple times in fact; and multiple times she conveniently forgot that she had said that.
I'm sorry but I have to end this post. I need to go and revise for my PhD in ten million different areas. I so feeling like killing someone now.