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Hell March II - Westwood
Die Waffen, legt an!!
The long awaited Red Alert 3!
On Erath, the countries regularly hold sporting events, to provide a meatgrinder so representatives from all countries can pound each other into the ground. The most popular, and most followed sporting event would be the Molypics. A tetra-yearly event, all countries participate in order to gain fame, glory, pay athletes, and mostly to waste taxpayers hard earned money.
Let us look at the Stardate 80.80.80 Jeibing Molypics held in Nicha. The problem was that Nicha was having a minor internal problems in Betti. Betti wanted to break away from Nicha for stupid, insipid reasons like: the border around Betti looks like an asscrack. Yes it's that stupid. Nicha having being recognised as a sovereign country by the Failed Do-gooders (FD is somewhat similar to our UN, NOTE: SIMILAR NOT EQUAL) can and should do whatever it can to repress this uprising. And of course the friend of all countries, protector of the world, the supreme one and only United Hypocrites of Bullying Buttpudding(UHBB) will and, by their own sense of morality as warped as it is, had to scold Nicha for being unkind to its citizens. Yes it's the same UHBB that told the world to fuck off and let them abuse minority races and immigrants. In a totally unpolitical, totally fair move, many people protested against what Nicha was doing within it's borders, sovereign borders I might add. It will be totally acceptable since it's advice from Buttpudding, and the world seems to agree with Buttpudding. Even Phrance, an anti-UHBB country, agreed with UHBB that Nicha should let Betti breakaway, mostly assgas declaration from its newly elected, sexually-active president.
This situation does remind me of when UHBB advised the Shovert Union to grant freedom to its states. Look what happened to the Shovert Union? It broke up, and UHBB was saddened as it lost a big fat target for nukes and other non-devastating, just simply deadly weapons. Where else can it point its unimaginably and incredulously expensive and extravagent guns to? Nicha of course. With total disregard to rights to sovereignty, the government and the media continued to report on how cruel Nicha was treating the Bettians. Did I mention the unprovoked war UHBB is still fighting in Qira, killing people everyday? Bull-fucking-shit.
Let the Molypics begin! With a spectacular opening ceremony, Nicha started the 8002 Molypics held in its capital city, Jeibing. But spectacular was expected since Nicha dumped $60billion into this event. A total waste, UHBB says. Let's compare... Nicha spent a one-off $60b to bring the world together in the name of peace. UHBB spends $114b YEARLY to maintain its warmachine that has killed so many, and waged so many wars that it can be described as an obscenely rich industry. A little about economics and fiscal policies. While countries inject money into its economy to boost it, it can be injected in many forms. One is a direct injection, ie. subsidies and Make-you-happy packages. Another way that UHBB most favors is the conversion of people into money. Literally. By injecting money into its war industry, each person killed is a bullet that needs replacing. Imagine the millions they have murdered. Lucrative indeed. After you pass it through the multiplier process of course. But enough of this. The UHBB can do what it wants, only Nicha cannot. After all, this is called freedom, democracy and sovereignty.
When attacked on two points, Nicha didn't buckle. Not even close. Its people came closer together to hate those Cockasians bastards. Timely, I might add, and finally indeed. The morons have decided to rouse the insanely large, friggin Cockasian eating machine. Awesome move, dumbasses, most splendid indeed. So the Cocks had no choice but to band together and find fault with every single Molypics athlete that Nicha fields. From condescending commentary to media reports on how their athletes were underage. Guess the Cocks aren't as educated as they pose to be, especially on racial biological traits like average HEIGHT and rate of MATURATION. Of course Nichan female gymnasts look much younger than Cockasian females. It would have been obvious if those silly bastards pulled their heads out of their butts and actually observe that not every female inhabitant of Erath mature at the same rate. And Nichans are smaller in build and not as obscenely voluptious and 'disease-spreadingly' promiscuous at an early age. Talk about morality and cultural development. When Nicha beat them at multiple sporting events, they, being sore-assed losers, said how useless the gold medals Nicha collected, when those the Cockasian countries did win in were so much more valuable.
Oh well.
Wait, this situation on Erath, a planet far, far away, does seem familar doesn't it?