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Hell March II - Westwood
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The long awaited Red Alert 3!
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This reporter has been observing this firestorm searing the face of Erath. And from the ashes of this maelstrom will be born a New World Order. Well... at least until the next newest one takes over that is.
Reporting live from Erath to Earth.
First up we have Moronsia - Budallah is being pressured by Waran to quit his post as Prime Punchbag. Much crap has surfaced over his inability to control the cabinet especially the closet skeleton that decided to use Insipid, Silly-baseless Arrest(ISA) powers. This came about after a minister of the majority race decided to call the minority race squatters. This was most intelligent indeed (reletivistically of course if you know what I mean), insulting the races that are backbone of the economy.
This comment was recorded by a reporter of the victim race, and was arrested for stirring racial discort under ISA. Yeah sure and the jackass got away with suspension. Police however reported that she was not arrested but was taken in for her own 'safety' due to threats. Gee now how would a day in protection prove effective and why the heck would an agry dude threaten the police and not his target? Naw the police can't be lying now can they? Of course not!
An MP of similar race was arrested for making seditious comments sometime back heard by someone unknown. And Moronsia became the first country to enter a temporal paradox! To not let her say seditiuos comments, she must be arrested so that she would be afraid and to show the police will do so, and thus in the past she would know that and not say such things, and since she did not do so, the police must arrest her still to make sure she could not have said seditious things, despite questionable sources, when she most probably did not, but was arrested just in case. Make sense? No? That's why Moronsia.
And onto Nicha, the one and only country in the world that would kill their own for profit. As most economist will know all rational firms long run objective is to maximise profits through product differentiation and cost minimisation. So our most uncruel and not inhumane Nicha milk companies decided to add chemicals into their milk to boost nitrogen levels, based on to detect protein levels. This is called product differentiation. Lo and behold, it gives you kidney stones. With new and improved formula, babies are now equipped sedimentation filtration systems in their kidneys. This increases the efficiency of their kidneys, if they don't die from it that is. Therfore profit maximisation!
And in UHBB(refer to TCP II - 01), their economy is crashing to an all new low due to unprecendented stupidity and greed. Their removal of the policy to seperate public and investment money, in place after the Mighty Impression, caused money from the public sector to burn after smart ass investments. Like loaning money to people who probably can't afford to return you anyway. Stupid much? Thanks to the UHBB jsackshit brains and greediness, the whole damn world is gonna burn.
With much turmoil in Erath, one thing can be sure, a New World Order will be established after the firestorm has settled.
End Transmission.....
Yep decided to post the message from a reporter in Erath unedited, unmodified by non-sarcasm.